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Scurvy

An Original Song By The Vacation Pirates

The meat is fuzzy, the bread is crawly
The cabin boy looks thin and gnarly
I tried to chew a salted fish
And spat my teeth back In the dish

The captain’s bald, the cook’s half crying
The parrot’s mangy and kinda dying...
We’ve got the gold, we’ve got the gems
But the rot is shaking all our limbs

We’d knife a man and watch him bleed
For the Vitamin C we really need

Scurvy!
Scurvy!
Crew’s all topsy-turvy
Spitting out our molars
looking drunk and swervy

Scurvy!
Scurvy!
Bloody gums and blurry
Ate a boot for dinner
now we’re full of…

SCURVY!

The cook is serving soup of hair
To all the men in deep despair
I bit a chunk of salted beef
And now my teeth are In the meat

It ain’t a curse
And it ain’t a spell
It’s a lack of greens
Making you unwell
A bit of citrus
or squeeze of a lime
And you’d still be chewing
In your prime!

Scurvy!
Scurvy!
Crew’s all topsy-turvy
Spitting out our molars
looking drunk and swervy

Scurvy!
Scurvy!
Bloody gums and blurry
Ate a boot for dinner
now we’re full of…

SCURVY!

Gum it down!
Scurvy!

Eat the mush!
Scurvy!

Teeth are overrated!
Scurvy!

Scurvy!
Scurvy!
Crew’s all topsy-turvy
Spitting out our molars
looking drunk and swervy

Scurvy!
Scurvy!
Bloody gums and blurry
Ate a boot for dinner
now we’re full of…

SCURVY!

“SCURVY”
Artist: The Vacation Pirates
Label: Ship Show Records / 12135273 Records DK
Written by Jeff Williams (BM)
Published by Ship Show Publishing
© 2026 Ship Show, Inc., All Rights Reserved.

This recording and its accompanying composition are protected by copyright law. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, modification, public performance, transmission, resale, synchronization, or use in any form without prior written permission from the copyright owner is strictly prohibited.

The Complete Collection

We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Jones's Sister
Booty
Chasin' Tail
But Did You Die
We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Jones's Sister
Booty
Chasin' Tail
But Did You Die
We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Jones's Sister
Booty
Chasin' Tail
But Did You Die
We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Jones's Sister
Booty
Chasin' Tail
But Did You Die

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Fo® Immediate Release

O® Wheneve® Ye Realize Ye Should've Ate A Damn Orange


Hear ye, hear ye…

The rapidly deterioratin’ crew of Vacation Pirates be unleashin’ a most unfortunate anthem upon the seas… “SCURVY” now spreadin’ across all major streamin’ ports.

Aye… this one ain’t pretty.

The meat’s gone bad.

The bread’s alive.

And the crew’s losin’ teeth faster than they’re losin’ patience.

Gold in the hold, gems in the chest… and not a single bite o’ somethin’ green in sight.

This be what happens.

Born from the grim, ridiculous side of cruise culture, “SCURVY” be a full-throated descent into the consequences of bad decisions, worse diets, and a complete disregard for anything that once resembled nutrition.

It’s loud. It’s miserable. It’s weirdly committed.

Teeth hittin’ plates.

Gums bleedin’ through the chorus.

A crew what would absolutely commit crimes for a slice o’ citrus.

Not a curse. Not a spell.

Just pure, avoidable stupidity.

So if ye’ve ever made a series o’ decisions that led directly to yer own downfall…

Aye. Ye’ll feel right at home.

“SCURVY” be now streamin’ wherever music be found.

Go on then… press play.

And maybe… eat a lime. 🏴‍☠️