Hear ye, hear ye…

The irrationally terrified crew of Vacation Pirates be unleashin’ a brand-new anthem upon the seas…

“WE HATE STUPID SHARKS” now swimmin’ aggressively across all major streamin’ ports.

Now before the marine biologists start sendin’ strongly worded letters…

Aye, we know.

Sharks be important.

Sharks be misunderstood.

Sharks be vital to ocean ecosystems.

Sharks also have entirely too many teeth and absolutely no respect for personal space.

The position of Vacation Pirates remains unchanged.

We hate stupid sharks.

This musical declaration of maritime prejudice was inspired by a simple observation:

Storms are terrible.

Shipwrecks are bad.

Mutiny is inconvenient.

But none of those things spend all day swimmin’ around wonderin’ if they’d like to sample yer leg.

From giant fins in dark water to every horrifying thought that enters a sailor’s mind the moment he can no longer see the bottom, “WE HATE STUPID SHARKS” celebrates a fear as old as the sea itself.

And before anyone asks…

No, we are not interested in hearing how statistically unlikely shark attacks are.

Statistics become considerably less comfortin’ when the statistic has six rows of teeth.

Featuring shouted gang vocals, unapologetic shark discrimination, and enough anti-shark sentiment to make an aquarium revoke our membership, this may be the most important song ever written on the subject.

Or at least the loudest.

So raise a glass to dry land, secure railings, and remaining completely outside the food chain.

“WE HATE STUPID SHARKS” be now streamin’ wherever music be found.

Go on then… press play.

And remember…

The ocean belongs to everyone... but we’re still keeping an eye on those stupid sharks. 🏴‍☠️