The Love Boat

The Vacation Pirates Reimagine The Classic Theme

Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance

Love won't hurt anymore
Its an open smile on a friendly shore
Yes love...
It's love...

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's love...
It's love...
It's love...
It's the Love Boat
It's the Love Boat

rest in peace Captain stubing...

“LOVE BOAT”
Artist: The Vacation Pirates
Label: Ship Show Records / 12135273 Records DK
Original lyrics by Paul Williams (ASCAP, BMI), used under license
Published by Ship Show Publishing
© 2026 Ship Show, Inc., All Rights Reserved.

This recording and its accompanying composition are protected by copyright law. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, modification, public performance, transmission, resale, synchronization, or use in any form without prior written permission from the copyright owner is strictly prohibited.

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The Love Boat Parody
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Joneses Sister
Booty
Chasin Tail
But Did You Die
Southern Cross
High Seas and Low Standards
Be A Pirate
We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat Parody
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Joneses Sister
Booty
Chasin Tail
But Did You Die
Southern Cross
High Seas and Low Standards
Be A Pirate
We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat Parody
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Joneses Sister
Booty
Chasin Tail
But Did You Die
Southern Cross
High Seas and Low Standards
Be A Pirate
We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat Parody
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Joneses Sister
Booty
Chasin Tail
But Did You Die
Southern Cross
High Seas and Low Standards
Be A Pirate

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Fo® Immediate Release

O® Wheneve® Ye Hea® A Familia® Ho®n In The Distance


Hear ye, hear ye…

The crew of The Vacation Pirates be proud to unveil a very special voyage…

“LOVE BOAT” now sailin’ across all major streamin’ ports.

Now let us be perfectly clear before anybody starts sharpenin’ cutlasses…

This ain’t a mockery.

This ain’t an attack.

And this most certainly ain’t a case of pirates gettin’ above themselves.

This be a tribute.

For generations of cruisers, dreamers, romantics, and television watchers, The Love Boat wasn’t just a show.

It was an invitation.

An invitation to imagine warm seas, distant ports, unforgettable adventures, and the possibility that life might be just a little more magical than it seemed yesterday.

Long before many of us ever stepped aboard a real ship, that famous theme song had already planted the idea.

And once it gets into yer head…

Well…

Good luck gettin’ rid of it.

So when the time came for Vacation Pirates to record a version of this beloved classic, there was only one rule:

Treat it with the respect it deserves.

Because some songs aren’t merely songs.

They’re memories.

They’re traditions.

They’re part of the reason many of us fell in love with cruising in the first place.

So consider this our tip of the hat to the cast, the crew, the creators, and the millions of fans who still smile when they hear those opening notes.

And for those true Love Boat faithful…

We’ve even hidden a little something special aboard for ye.

After all…

Not as good as Jack Jones, but still way better than that Season 8 nonsense.

Aye. We said it.

“LOVE BOAT” be now streamin’ wherever music be found.

Go on then… press play.

And prepare to set a course for adventure. 🏴‍☠️

Itinerary Shirts

Itinerary Shirts

now leaving port: THE CELEBRATION

Featuring your specific cruise - including sailing dates and ports of call, the perfect way to build excitement before you board and remember the adventure long after you return home. It's a sailing-specific souvenir of the vacation you'll be talking about for years to come.

Currently offering Celebration sailing itineraries into January 2028, and expanding soon through the rest of 2028, into 2029.

Made Fo® You® Ship Show

We admit it… we're biased. We work our butts off creating awesome off-the-rack designs, and we'd love nothing more than to see you wearing one on your next cruise. But some occasions deserve something a little more personal.

Whether you're planning a family cruise, girls trip, bachelor or bachelorette party, birthday celebration, wedding, honeymoon, anniversary, class reunion, or any other excuse to get your favorite people together on a cruise, a custom shirt turns an already unforgettable vacation into something even more memorable.

Yeah, it looks great on the ship. But long after the tan fades and the luggage is unpacked, it becomes something even better… a souvenir that brings back the memories every time you pull it out of the closet.