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Oh Ship
It's a Honeymoon T®ip
Pa®t of the Ship Collection
600,000 words in the english language and this is the one we built our business on.
Clearly, we need more adult supervision here at ship show shirts. polite profanity, perfected.
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SHIP COLLECTION
OH SHIP IT'S A HONEYMOON TRIP SHIP COLLECTION
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OH SHIP IT'S A HONEYMOON TRIP
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Congratulations. You’re married. You survived the vows, the photos, the seating chart, the family drama, and spending an absolutely unreasonable amount of money feeding people you barely talk to. Now get on the damn ship.
Oh Ship - It’s A Honeymoon Trip is for newlyweds who understand that the proper reward for surviving a wedding is several days at sea with cold drinks, warm weather, no alarm clock, and absolutely nobody asking where Aunt Linda is supposed to sit.
Eat too much. Take 400 sunset photos you’ll never look at again. Call each other “hubby” and “wifey” until strangers start rolling their eyes, then retire to your balcony to enjoy the ocean breeze, the moonlight, and whatever other perfectly innocent activities require you to double-check that the neighbors’ curtains are closed.
Available as a 6 oz. 100% USA cotton Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt, 6.1 oz. 100% ring spun USA cotton Comfort Colors Heavyweight Tank, or 8.5 oz. 80/20 polyester blend fleece (100% cotton face) Independent Trading Co. Midweight Hoodie.
Please note that because our three lines come from different manufacturers, shirt colors will vary slightly between products.
Custom color combos ALWAYS available.
The Ship Collection
The Ship Collection is where it all began.
These are the original designs that launched Ship Show Shirts, built around the kind of cruise humor that starts with one simple word and somehow turns into an entire conversation. Equal parts clever, sarcastic, and just the right amount of inappropriate, every design takes a familiar phrase and gives it a vacation-worthy twist.
Whether you're the one planning the itinerary, ignoring the itinerary, or accidentally becoming the story everyone talks about after the cruise, these are the ones that proved polite profanity and cruise vacations were always meant to sail together.
no ships given
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oh ship
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holy ship
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tough ship
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Ship happens
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Don't Give A Ship
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NO SHIP SHERLOCK
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SHIP FACED
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OS SHIP FAMILY TRIP
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OS ANNIVERSARY TRIP
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OS BIRTHDAY TRIP
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OS HONEYMOON TRIP
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Please note that because our three lines come from different manufacturers, shirt colors will vary slightly between products.
Itinerary Shirts
now leaving port: THE CELEBRATION
Featuring your specific cruise - including sailing dates and ports of call, the perfect way to build excitement before you board and remember the adventure long after you return home. It's a sailing-specific souvenir of the vacation you'll be talking about for years to come.
Currently offering Celebration sailing itineraries into January 2028, and expanding soon through the rest of 2028, into 2029.
The shortest vacation story ever told: I Do. I Did. If you understand the joke, this shirt was made for you. Some vacation stories are pretty short. This one barely needs six words.
If you agree that Piña Coladas are nature's perfect food, order one today.
Acoustic Maritime Violence
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Loud choruses, ridiculous lyrics, and huge tavern energy. This is the soundtrack for people who think every vacation deserves a deck party, another round, and at least one story that starts with, "You're never going to believe this..."
So crank it up. If you've ever wanted to turn a Caribbean sunset into a full-blown deck party, you're in the right place. Welcome aboard. The rum is optional, singing at the top of your lungs is strongly encouraged.
Made Fo® You® Ship Show
We admit it… we're biased. We work our butts off creating awesome off-the-rack designs, and we'd love nothing more than to see you wearing one on your next cruise. But some occasions deserve something a little more personal.
Whether you're planning a family cruise, girls trip, bachelor or bachelorette party, birthday celebration, wedding, honeymoon, anniversary, class reunion, or any other excuse to get your favorite people together on a cruise, a custom shirt turns an already unforgettable vacation into something even more memorable.
Yeah, it looks great on the ship. But long after the tan fades and the luggage is unpacked, it becomes something even better… a souvenir that brings back the memories every time you pull it out of the closet.
