Don't Give A Ship

Pa®t of the Ship Collection

600,000 words in the english language and this is the one we built our business on.
Clearly, we need more adult supervision here at ship show shirts. polite profanity, perfected.

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There’s a plan… and then there’s what you actually feel like doing. Out here, the second one usually wins.

This shirt is not for those people. This one is for the moment you look at the itinerary, look at the ocean, and decide the bar, the beach or your balcony seems like a much better idea. Plans are optional. Relaxation is mandatory. Don’t Give a Ship.

Available as a 6 oz. 100% USA cotton Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt, 6.1 oz. 100% ring spun USA cotton Comfort Colors Heavyweight Tank, or 8.5 oz. 80/20 polyester blend fleece (100% cotton face) Independent Trading Co. Midweight Hoodie.

Please note that because our three lines come from different manufacturers, shirt colors will vary slightly between products.

Custom color combos ALWAYS available.

The Ship Collection

The Ship Collection is where it all began.


These are the original designs that launched Ship Show Shirts, built around the kind of cruise humor that starts with one simple word and somehow turns into an entire conversation. Equal parts clever, sarcastic, and just the right amount of inappropriate, every design takes a familiar phrase and gives it a vacation-worthy twist.

Whether you're the one planning the itinerary, ignoring the itinerary, or accidentally becoming the story everyone talks about after the cruise, these are the ones that proved polite profanity and cruise vacations were always meant to sail together.

Please note that because our three lines come from different manufacturers, shirt colors will vary slightly between products.

Featured

The shortest vacation story ever told: I Do. I Did. If you understand the joke, this shirt was made for you. Some vacation stories are pretty short. This one barely needs six words.

If you agree that Piña Coladas are nature's perfect food, order one today.

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Acoustic Maritime Violence

  • Loud choruses, ridiculous lyrics, and huge tavern energy. This is the soundtrack for people who think every vacation deserves a deck party, another round, and at least one story that starts with, "You're never going to believe this..."

    So crank it up. If you've ever wanted to turn a Caribbean sunset into a full-blown deck party, you're in the right place. Welcome aboard. The rum is optional, singing at the top of your lungs is strongly encouraged.
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Made Fo® You® Ship Show

We admit it… we're biased. We work our butts off creating awesome off-the-rack designs, and we'd love nothing more than to see you wearing one on your next cruise. But some occasions deserve something a little more personal.

Whether you're planning a family cruise, girls trip, bachelor or bachelorette party, birthday celebration, wedding, honeymoon, anniversary, class reunion, or any other excuse to get your favorite people together on a cruise, a custom shirt turns an already unforgettable vacation into something even more memorable.

Yeah, it looks great on the ship. But long after the tan fades and the luggage is unpacked, it becomes something even better… a souvenir that brings back the memories every time you pull it out of the closet.

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