Cap'n

Pa®t of the Pirate Pe®sonas Collection

Because every ship has a Captain. Every Captain needs a Crew, and every Crew has at least one Pirate.

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You’re not the Captain… and you’ll happily remind everyone of that. You’re the Cap’n. Slightly less formal, considerably more fun, and about 37% more likely to suggest skipping the schedule in favor of another walk around the ship.

Titles are important. Pronunciation is even more important.

Listen up, ye barnacle-covered bilge rats! It be Cap’n, not Captain! Now hoist yer colors, grab yer grog, and quit wastin’ precious vacation time on proper grammar! Arrr!

Available as a 6 oz. 100% USA cotton Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt, 6.1 oz. 100% ring spun USA cotton Comfort Colors Heavyweight Tank, or 8.5 oz. 80/20 polyester blend fleece (100% cotton face) Independent Trading Co. Midweight Hoodie.

Please note that because our three lines come from different manufacturers, shirt colors will vary slightly between products.

Custom color combos ALWAYS available.

Pi®ate Personas Collection

More than just a shirt, a Pirate Persona is a title. A vacation alter ego. A way to tell the world exactly who you become the moment the ship leaves port and real life gets left behind. They’re perfect for individuals who already know their role, couples looking for matching shirts with personality, and entire groups that want something more fun than another generic cruise tee.

Whether you’re sailing with your spouse, your best friends, your family, or an entire crew, Pirate Personas let everyone pick a title that fits.

Because every ship has a Captain. Every Captain needs a Crew, and every Crew has at least one Pirate.

Please note that because our three lines come from different manufacturers, shirt colors will vary slightly between products.

Itinerary Shirts

Itinerary Shirts

now leaving port: THE CELEBRATION

Featuring your specific cruise - including sailing dates and ports of call, the perfect way to build excitement before you board and remember the adventure long after you return home. It's a sailing-specific souvenir of the vacation you'll be talking about for years to come.

Currently offering Celebration sailing itineraries into January 2028, and expanding soon through the rest of 2028, into 2029.

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The shortest vacation story ever told: I Do. I Did. If you understand the joke, this shirt was made for you. Some vacation stories are pretty short. This one barely needs six words.

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  • Loud choruses, ridiculous lyrics, and huge tavern energy. This is the soundtrack for people who think every vacation deserves a deck party, another round, and at least one story that starts with, "You're never going to believe this..."

    So crank it up. If you've ever wanted to turn a Caribbean sunset into a full-blown deck party, you're in the right place. Welcome aboard. The rum is optional, singing at the top of your lungs is strongly encouraged.
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Made Fo® You® Ship Show

We admit it… we're biased. We work our butts off creating awesome off-the-rack designs, and we'd love nothing more than to see you wearing one on your next cruise. But some occasions deserve something a little more personal.

Whether you're planning a family cruise, girls trip, bachelor or bachelorette party, birthday celebration, wedding, honeymoon, anniversary, class reunion, or any other excuse to get your favorite people together on a cruise, a custom shirt turns an already unforgettable vacation into something even more memorable.

Yeah, it looks great on the ship. But long after the tan fades and the luggage is unpacked, it becomes something even better… a souvenir that brings back the memories every time you pull it out of the closet.

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