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How do pirates know they’re pirates ?
THEY THINK , THEREFORE THEY ARR !
Stay calm sailor ,
we know ye can't wait to touch OUR BOOTY !
What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs ?
A BEGINNER !
sea the world -
adventure awaits !
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a horny pirate ?
One has a rumbling tummy , the other is coming for your booty !
Do you like Piña Coladas ? Gettin' caught in the rain ?
actually, most people do.
check out the shirt !
What do ye call a pirate who refuses to share ?
SHELLFISH !
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank ?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later !
WHAT IS YOUR
PIRATE PERSONA ?
What did the mermaid say to the pirate ?
Is that a kraken in ye pants or are ye just happy to sees me ?
Hey fellow cruisers...
Did you come for the drink package?
if your answer is yes , then we have the shirt for you !
Avast ye scurvy dogs ! thank ye for visiting
ship show shirts . . .
arrr !
How do pirates know they’re pirates ?
THEY THINK , THEREFORE THEY ARR !
Stay calm sailor ,
we know ye can't wait to touch OUR BOOTY !
What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs ?
A BEGINNER !
sea the world -
adventure awaits !
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a horny pirate ?
One has a rumbling tummy , the other is coming for your booty !
Do you like Piña Coladas ? Gettin' caught in the rain ?
actually, most people do.
check out the shirt !
What do ye call a pirate who refuses to share ?
SHELLFISH !
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank ?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later !
WHAT IS YOUR
PIRATE PERSONA ?
What did the mermaid say to the pirate ?
Is that a kraken in ye pants or are ye just happy to sees me ?
Hey fellow cruisers...
Did you come for the drink package?
if your answer is yes , then we have the shirt for you !
Avast ye scurvy dogs ! thank ye for visiting
ship show shirts . . .
arrr !
How do pirates know they’re pirates ?
THEY THINK , THEREFORE THEY ARR !
Stay calm sailor ,
we know ye can't wait to touch OUR BOOTY !
What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs ?
A BEGINNER !
sea the world -
adventure awaits !
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a horny pirate ?
One has a rumbling tummy , the other is coming for your booty !
Do you like Piña Coladas ? Gettin' caught in the rain ?
actually, most people do.
check out the shirt !
What do ye call a pirate who refuses to share ?
SHELLFISH !
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank ?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later !
WHAT IS YOUR
PIRATE PERSONA ?
What did the mermaid say to the pirate ?
Is that a kraken in ye pants or are ye just happy to sees me ?
Hey fellow cruisers...
Did you come for the drink package?
if your answer is yes , then we have the shirt for you !
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