Welcome to the Ship Show. We make shirts for modern pirates with moderate taste and a loose relationship with authority. Built for family trips, drinking crews and voyages that start with a solid plan but end with a story that you probably wouldnt want to tell your mom about.
These are the shirts that get you quietly judged by people who think their ship doesn’t stink. It does. The originals. The bad ideas that refused to stay dead. The things we wouldn’t have said if we had a filter. We don’t.
Worn by scallywags, deck loungers, cruise creatures, and anyone who knows exactly why they shouldn’t wear this… and does anyway... with a smirk and preferably zero eye contact.
This design tells the truth immediately. You didn't come for culture, enrichment, or personal growth. You came for the drink package, because someone did the math and it felt irresponsible not to. Everything after that was a series of side quests you did not authorize but enthusiastically participated in anyway.
This shirt is for people who boarded with a loose plan and a tight wristband, confidently declaring "I'm pacing myself" before noon. For the folks who can't explain how trivia night turned into karaoke, why the sun feels louder than usual, or who decided that 9 am was a perfectly reasonable time for a frozen cocktail. You didn't lose control. You optimized value.
Because you didn't come to behave, hydrate, or remember every detail.
You came for the drink package.
Available in Tanks, Tees and Hoodies. Customizations COMING SOON.
▸ Check out our "I came for the drink package" merch today!
A ship charging through rolling waves, sunshine breaking through, and just enough drama to remind you that comfort zones are overrated. It pulls straight from classic travel-poster energy, bold colors, forward motion, and that unmistakable feeling that something better is waiting just beyond the horizon. This design isn't about nostalgia, it's about momentum.
It's made for people who book the trip first and figure out the logistics later. The ones who chase experiences instead of routines, who understand that memories don't come from playing it safe.
Because the world's not getting any smaller, you're not getting any younger, and you've DEFINITELY got places to SEA!!!
Available in Tanks and Tees with a full chest print OR a pocket print. Hoodies full chest print only. Customizations ALWAYS AVAILABLE.
▸ Check out our "Sea The World" merch today!
A pirate on vacation, which means absolutely none of the pirate rules apply anymore. The ship is docked, the sword has been replaced with a plastic cup, and the only code being followed is "yeah, sure, why not." This design exists for sunburns you didn't plan on, confidence you didn't earn, and decisions that felt reasonable for about eleven minutes.
Vacation Pirate is for people who come back from trips with fewer memories of the itinerary and more memories that start with "okay, so don't tell anyone about this." The ones who swear they're keeping it chill, immediately lose their group, and somehow end up thriving anyway.
Because sometimes you don't pillage villages… you pillage the drink menu and call it advanced seamanship.
Available in Tanks, Tees and Hoodies. Customizations COMING SOON.
▸ Check out our "Vacation Pirate" merch today!