The Original Vacation Pirate

This one started as a throwaway idea… a joke about the version of you that shows up on vacation. Not the one from home, but the one who talks to strangers, laughs louder than usual, and somehow ends up exactly where the fun is without trying that hard.

Then it stuck. Because everyone recognizes that version immediately… or realizes it’s been them the whole time. No ships are stolen, no treasure is buried, but something definitely shifts. You don’t just go on vacation… you turn into a Vacation Pirate.

Available as a 6 oz. 100% USA cotton Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt, 6.1 oz. 100% ring spun USA cotton Comfort Colors Heavyweight Tank, or 8.5 oz. 80/20 polyester blend fleece (100% cotton face) Independent Trading Co. Midweight Hoodie.

Please note that because our three lines come from different manufacturers, shirt colors will vary slightly between products.

Custom color combos ALWAYS available.

Cruise Ready - Choose You® Favorite

Cruise Ready
Choose You® Favorite

Tees
Tanks
Hoodies

THE ORIGINAL VACATION PIRATE DESIGN AVAILABLE AS TEES, TANKS AND HOODIES

THE ORIGINAL VACATION PIRATE DESIGN AVAILABLE AS TEES, TANKS AND HOODIES

Built YOUR Way. Ship Included.

Right now, every design is available in a growing collection of curated shirt, tank top, and hoodie combinations… clean, focused, and intentionally selected for the perfect cruise vibe.

Color Chart

But if you want a design (or a lettering color) on a shirt color that isn't standard issue, just ask, we can do it... HOLY FREAKIN' SHIP. We have access to 52,400 possible color and garment combinations across the line.

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If you're looking for a fully customized experience, our team of professional designers can handle that too! Choose from multiple templates to create the perfect customized garment for your next cruise vacation… or, with a little planning and collaboration, let us create a completely custom design that's uniquely yours.