Vacation Pirate
This one started as a throwaway idea… a joke about the version of you that shows up on vacation. Not the one from home, but the one who talks to strangers, laughs louder than usual, and somehow ends up exactly where the fun is without trying that hard.
Then it stuck. Because everyone recognizes that version immediately… or realizes it’s been them the whole time. No ships are stolen, no treasure is buried, but something definitely shifts. You don’t just go on vacation… you turn into a Vacation Pirate.
Available as a 6 oz. 100% USA cotton Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt, 6.1 oz. 100% ring spun USA cotton Comfort Colors Heavyweight Tank, or 8.5 oz. 80/20 polyester blend fleece (100% cotton face) Independent Trading Co. Midweight Hoodie.
Please note that because our three lines come from different manufacturers, shirt colors will vary slightly between products.
Custom color combos ALWAYS available.
What A Bunch Of Custom Ship...
Right now? Per design we officially offer 35 shirt combinations, 22 tank combinations and 18 hoodie combinations... That's 75 curated combos. Clean. Focused. Intentional.
But behind the curtain? HOLY FREAKIN' SHIP. We have access to 52,400 possible color and garment combinations across the line.
Meaning if you want seafoam ink on burnt orange, or blackout print that makes no sense, or a hoodie in a color that makes people uncomfortable, WE CAN DO IT. LITERALLY Fifty-two thousand four hundred ways to cause a scene.
