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“BUT DID YOU DIE”
Artist: The Vacation Pirates
Label: Ship Show Records / 12135273 Records DK
Written by Jeff Williams (BM)
Published by Ship Show Publishing
© 2026 Ship Show, Inc., All Rights Reserved.

This recording and its accompanying composition are protected by copyright law. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, modification, public performance, transmission, resale, synchronization, or use in any form without prior written permission from the copyright owner is strictly prohibited.

The Complete Collection

We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Jones's Sister
Booty
Chasin' Tail
But Did You Die
We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Jones's Sister
Booty
Chasin' Tail
But Did You Die
We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Jones's Sister
Booty
Chasin' Tail
But Did You Die
We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Jones's Sister
Booty
Chasin' Tail
But Did You Die

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