Booty

An Original Song By The Vacation Pirates

The Captain’s got a map, it’s a rugged piece of skin
He says he knows the very spot to tuck the treasure in
We’re looking for a chest that is rounded, firm, and wide
With room enough for all our gold to slowly slide inside.

We’re gonna chase the booty
'TIL the rising of the sun
We won't stop the plundering
until the job is done
We’re straining at the hinges
of a massive, heavy prize, 

We’ll plow right through that booty
'TIL the sun begins to rise

First mate’s got a cutlass that he keeps so very clean
The longest, sharpest blade that any tavern wench has seen
He says it needs a workout, it’s been tucked away too long
He’s looking for a dark abyss where it might just belong

We’re gonna chase the booty
'TIL the rising of the sun
We won't stop the plundering
until the job is done
We’re straining at the hinges
of a massive, heavy prize, 

We’ll plow right through that booty
'TIL the sun begins to rise

The Navigator’s squinting at a pair of giant mounds
He says he’s never traveled over such delightful grounds
He’s searching for a hidden port to dock his heavy mast
And hoping that the friction in the rigging doesn't last

We’ve got a massive cannon and it’s primed and ready now
We’re aiming for the stern and not the portion by the bow
One shot into the darkness and we’ll give a hearty cheer
As we celebrate the booty that we’ve hunted for all year

We’re gonna chase the booty
'TIL the rising of the sun
We won't stop the plundering
until the job is done
We’re straining at the hinges
of a massive, heavy prize, 

We’ll plow right through that booty
'TIL the sun begins to rise

The hull is nearly bursting and the pressure’s getting high
We’re digging for the center where the deepest riches lie
It’s a tight and narrow passage, but we’re pushing with all might
We’ve finally found the treasure in the middle of the night

COME ON LADS, LETS GET THAT BOOTY!!!

We’re gonna chase the booty
'TIL the rising of the sun
We won't stop the plundering
until the job is done
We’re straining at the hinges
of a massive, heavy prize, 

We’ll plow right through that booty
'TIL the sun begins to rise

“BOOTY"
Artist: The Vacation Pirates
Label: Ship Show Records / 12135273 Records DK
Written by Jeff Williams (BM)
Published by Ship Show Publishing
© 2026 Ship Show, Inc., All Rights Reserved.

This recording and its accompanying composition are protected by copyright law. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, modification, public performance, transmission, resale, synchronization, or use in any form without prior written permission from the copyright owner is strictly prohibited.

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O® Afte® Ye P®etend Not To Blush


Hear ye, hear ye…

The mischief-makers known as the Vacation Pirates be droppin’ a new tune upon the seven seas… “BOOTY” now shakin’ the decks on all major streamin’ ports.

Now listen close… this one comes with a wink.

Aye, it’s playful. Aye, it’s a touch naughty. But if yer younglings somehow know exactly what the song means… well now… that knowledge didn’t come from us, did it?

Built straight from the spirit of cruise culture, “BOOTY” be a cheeky, rhythm-driven anthem for cruisin’ crowds who know that sometimes the joke lands a little deeper than it first appears. It struts, it grins, and it knows exactly what it’s doin’… even if it never says it outright.

From the first beat to the last laugh, this be a song for raised eyebrows, knowing looks, and that moment when the whole crew realizes they’re all in on the same joke.

Not scandalous… just suggestive enough to make it fun.

So gather yer crew, keep it light, and maybe don’t explain too much.

“BOOTY” be now streamin’ everywhere music be found.

Go on then… press play.

And remember… if anyone asks what it means…

Best let ‘em figure it out on their own. 🏴‍☠️

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