Mo®e Damn Rum

An Original Song By The Vacation Pirates

Captain says steer to the west
We think rum would steer us best
We’re off course a nautical mile
No one cared… we like the style

More rum! More rum!
Beat that barrel like a drum
Waves high? We don’t run
We just yell for more. damn. rum.

More rum! More rum!
Sun goes down, we get dumb
having fun, crew goes numb
Someone find… more damn rum

Cook burned fish and half the deck
Even the parrot said “what the heck”
Wheel keeps spinning, sails all slack
Pretty sure we’re rowing back…

More rum! More rum!
Beat that barrel like a drum
Waves high? We don’t run
We just yell for more damn rum


More rum! More rum!
Sun goes down, we get dumb
having fun, crew goes numb
Someone find… more damn rum

Captain says steer to the west
We think rum would steer us best
We’re off course a nautical mile
No one cared… we like the style

More rum! More rum!
Beat that barrel like a drum
Waves high? We don’t run
We just yell for more damn rum



Someone yelled “Holy ship!”
Wave came up and soaked the trip
Barrels rolled and mugs all flew
Still the worst damn pirate crew


More rum! More rum!
Beat that barrel like a drum
Waves high? We don’t run
We just yell for more rum

More rum! More rum!
If we sink it’ll be fun
Vacation pirates under the sun
Still yelling for more damn rum.

“MORE DAMN RUM”
Artist: The Vacation Pirates
Label: Ship Show Records / 12135273 Records DK
Written by Jeff Williams (BM)
Published by Ship Show Publishing
© 2026 Ship Show, Inc., All Rights Reserved.

This recording and its accompanying composition are protected by copyright law. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, modification, public performance, transmission, resale, synchronization, or use in any form without prior written permission from the copyright owner is strictly prohibited.

The Complete Collection

We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Jones's Sister
Booty
Chasin' Tail
But Did You Die
We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Jones's Sister
Booty
Chasin' Tail
But Did You Die
We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Jones's Sister
Booty
Chasin' Tail
But Did You Die
We Hate Stupid Sharks
The Love Boat
Sink The Wellerman
Scurvy
Sail Away
Roll That Wave
Our Campaign
More Damn Rum
Davey Jones's Sister
Booty
Chasin' Tail
But Did You Die

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O® Wheneve® Ye Sobe® Up Enough To Read It

Hear ye, hear ye…

The crew known far and wide as the Vacation Pirates be unleashin’ a brand-new anthem upon the high seas o’ sound… “More Damn Rum” now sailin’ on all major streamin’ platforms across the known world.


Aye, this ain’t no gentle tavern tune. This be a full-throated, foot-stompin’, tankard-raisin’ call to cast off yer worries, ignore the blasted itinerary, and lean headfirst into the spirit o’ the voyage. Built for late nights, loud laughs, and decisions that make better stories than sense, “More Damn Rum” carries the very soul o’ cruise culture… where the horizon’s wide, the rules be loose, and the next round be never far.


From the first note to the last shout, the track be a tribute to them who sail not for the destination, but for the ride itself. Whether ye be driftin’ ‘cross open water or simply dreamin’ of it, this be the sound of lettin’ go and leanin’ in.


So hoist yer glass, gather yer crew, and set a course for whatever trouble awaits.


“More Damn Rum” be now streamin’ everywhere music be found.


Go on then… press play.


And if the first listen ain’t enough…


Ye already know what comes next. 🏴‍☠️