Mo®e Damn Rum
An Original Song By The Vacation Pirates
Captain says steer to the west
We think rum would steer us best
We’re off course a nautical mile
No one cared… we like the style
More rum! More rum!
Beat that barrel like a drum
Waves high? We don’t run
We just yell for more. damn. rum.
More rum! More rum!
Sun goes down, we get dumb
having fun, crew goes numb
Someone find… more damn rum
Cook burned fish and half the deck
Even the parrot said “what the heck”
Wheel keeps spinning, sails all slack
Pretty sure we’re rowing back…
More rum! More rum!
Beat that barrel like a drum
Waves high? We don’t run
We just yell for more damn rum
More rum! More rum!
Sun goes down, we get dumb
having fun, crew goes numb
Someone find… more damn rum
Captain says steer to the west
We think rum would steer us best
We’re off course a nautical mile
No one cared… we like the style
More rum! More rum!
Beat that barrel like a drum
Waves high? We don’t run
We just yell for more damn rum
Someone yelled “Holy ship!”
Wave came up and soaked the trip
Barrels rolled and mugs all flew
Still the worst damn pirate crew
More rum! More rum!
Beat that barrel like a drum
Waves high? We don’t run
We just yell for more rum
More rum! More rum!
If we sink it’ll be fun
Vacation pirates under the sun
Still yelling for more damn rum.
“MORE DAMN RUM”
Artist: The Vacation Pirates
Label: Ship Show Records / 12135273 Records DK
Written by Jeff Williams (BM)
Published by Ship Show Publishing
© 2026 Ship Show, Inc., All Rights Reserved.
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