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How do pirates know they’re pirates ?

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What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs ?

A BEGINNER !!!

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One has a rumbling tummy, the other is coming for your booty!

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SHELLFISH !

Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

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What did the mermaid say to the pirate?

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